Healing Process of an Ex-Girlfriend
---In Chronological Order
Disbelief
Self-Blame
More self-blame
Run AWAY!
Feel like shit
Hate him
Still hate him
Even more self-blame
Hate him more
EMOTIONAL POETRY
What if questions
EMOTIONAL POETRY
Ignore the world by listening to angry rocker songs
Laugh your ass off as your friends slam him
Want to kill him again
COMFORT FOOD
Find alone space
Cry
Slap yourself for crying
Cry again because you slapped yourself too hard
Laugh at yourself
Laugh at him
Just laugh
BUBBLE BATH
Read overly predictable teen romance novel
Throw it across the room
ICE CREAM
Read considerably better action novel
Remember that a totally great movie that he'd hate comes out today
Jump for joy
Watch three hours of That 70's Show
Think how hot Ashton Kutcher is
Plan your attack on the hot guy in study hall
Dance like no one's watching with your friends at homecoming in front of him
While wearing a red, sparkly, skanky dress
Watch him blanch
HEALING COMPLETE















Comments
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